precocious:

you shouldn’t wait for new year to make a resolution, because if you want to do something then you should just do it. waiting for new years is just an excuse for procrastinators. 

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mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

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dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

okay im going to watch frozen

um okay why doesnt anyone have ear holes

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wheres the hole

the budget for this movie was $150 million and i didnt even see a single ear hole. where was the money going????

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gabe-the-fallen-angel:

dream-with-me-please:

ihaveallthesefeelsokay:

dork-in-a-deerstalker:

The Archangel Gabriel

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#i would like to thank the 80s for this magical GIF

Gabriel and the shirt of many colors.

Hey everyone has that phase

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breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

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imnotjailbait:

when your conjoined twin sister looks better than you and you mad af
  • mom: what do u want 4 birthdy??
  • me: video gaem
  • mom: no vid game, child.
  • me: money
  • mom: 4 what
  • me: for video gm ae
  • mom: outsmarted agen

10000bc:

since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need

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hellagays:

exdog:

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.

6. discount candy

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burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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